Sunday, August 15, 2010

stern warning

Dear self,

I have noticed you have been spending an increasing amount of time surrounded by fillies whose skills in speaking English (on most cases) surely made decoding secret messages easier.

Your musical surrounding around them doesn't amount to much consolation either, songs being sung in another hip-gyration inducement language.

You are therefore charged to ban all Japanese and Chinese songs from your playlist, and prescribed to take aural refuge in the form of songs à la Gaga, Florence et al. This may well prove a most fitting opportunity to expand your backdated digital music collection.

Generate the necessary ka-CHING! to finance these imperatives.
And, as always, work on your portfolio.

long live lobster stings.


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